I was at a dinner and John McCain was gladhanding. I left the room to avoid meeting him. Once outside, I started flipping through a brochure that was all about my best friend's aspirations in politics. (He has no political aspirations in real life.)
Then I noticed that McCain was standing beside me.
He pointed to something in the brochure and said, That's not really accurate, is it?
1 comment:
...maybe not strictly accurate...and only a very hungry electorate could vote for a man whose name is synonymous with frozen pizza ; )
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