10 March 2008

2. A 40-Year-Old Male Novelist In Toronto

I was at a dinner and John McCain was gladhanding. I left the room to avoid meeting him. Once outside, I started flipping through a brochure that was all about my best friend's aspirations in politics. (He has no political aspirations in real life.)

Then I noticed that McCain was standing beside me.

He pointed to something in the brochure and said, That's not really accurate, is it?

1 comment:

Hemingway said...

...maybe not strictly accurate...and only a very hungry electorate could vote for a man whose name is synonymous with frozen pizza ; )